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I woke up on this Saturday with a smile on my face, and not because I didn’t wake up to Becky the blimp (which Boosh did again for those wondering). The reason there was a smile on my face was because we are exactly two weeks until college football is back. Can you smell it in the air? The BBQ? The puke from someone who is new to tailgating? The freshman girls in boots and sundresses? It’s almost here, and if that doesn’t get you a hard on, you’ve got problems.
One of the great things about football season is that you’re going to be glued to some game from 11 a.m. until midnight. When you’re not at the game watching your team, you’re parked in a bar (or on your couch) watching the competition on TV. The broadcasts will include some pure sex appeal on the sidelines, too. Being the resident expert on the opposite sex, I have put in the hard work to rank the hottest sideline reporters we will see this fall.
10. Stacy Slayden – KLBK
Stacy isn’t technically a sideline reporter and chances are 100% that you haven’t heard of her. See, Stacy was an intern at FOX when I was working there who I tried to schmooze into a little summer thing. My roommate ended up taking her on a date. He took her to see Bruno. What an idiot. Hailing from Texas Tech Kappa, she now is the sports reporter for Lubbock’s KLBK. She is absolutely gorgeous. Plus she can play a mean game of golf. Nailed a 50-footer on her third hole to ever play. She’s a keeper.