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An in-house weed transaction went sideways when the customer of a pot-dealing Sigma Nu exec member made off with a fistful of cash, and presumably the pot he was there to purchase.
Matthew Speer, the resident fraternity weed dealer, reported what we thought was a home invasion an hour and a half after the perp made off with the loot. I’m guessing it took him so long to make the call to police, and of course to incorrectly diagnose it as a home invasion, because he was high as fuck.
“Victim Matthew Speer called it in 1.5 hours after the alleged Home Invasion. It turned out to be a drug transaction robbery,” Orange County Deputy Ginette Rodriguez said in an email. “The victim was selling weed to the suspect. They declined to prosecute.”
“So, Matthew. We’ve found no sign of forced entry and your housemates are telling us the only strange person they’ve seen enter the premises today went into your bedroom, had a brief conversation with you, then quickly left. Also, it smells like marijuana up in here.”
“Are you high, son?”
Okay, so details of this story are very minimal, but that’s how I’m hoping it went down. Luckily for doper Matthew, no charges have been filed at this point, but a further investigation is still possible.
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