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Police Officers Provide Big-Breasted Girls With Guns For Calendar Shoot, Are Suspended As A Result

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Cops Supplys Guns To Big Breasted Girls For Calendar Shoot, I'm Not Sure Why He's Suspended

What’s better than the combination of guns and enormous titties? Nothing. A bunch of models from Britain realized this and flew to Utah to film their “Hot Shots” calendar and fire guns.

In need of some firearms, the lovely ladies reached out to two Utah officers: Rob Wilkinson, a Utah highway patrol sergeant, and Justin Hansen, a state bureau of investigation agent. The two men obliged. I would guess they did so because saying no to a hot lady with big cans is impossible. Seriously, it’s like staring into one of those hypnosis tools.

From Huffington Post:

Wilkinson, who received a three-day suspension, and Hansen, who received a one-day suspension, were at the Big Shot Ranch near Grantsville in June when British bikini models posed for photos and were videotaped firing guns for a calendar called “Hot Shots.”

An acquaintance asked the two to help supervise the firing line where the models shot at targets, according to an internal affairs report. The report also notes Hot Shots purports to donate a portion of its proceeds to charities for wounded soldiers.

So, why were they suspended again? They supplied some firearms and then supervised the event to ensure safety for a company that donates to wounded soldier charities. What’s wrong with that? Sure, they wore their uniforms for a promotional product and even failed to inform their supervisors that they were going to be doing this. But, let’s be real. Had they told them, they wouldn’t have been at the shoot — their supervisors would. They were just looking out for number one. I mean, I would want to keep this opportunity to myself.

Look at these things:

“Loads of tanks, helicopters, and, of course, loads of guns.” Coincidentally, she forgot to mention they’ve got loads of tits. So many tits just bouncing up and down while they squeeze the triggers. I’m buying my calendar.

[via Huffington Post]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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