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Staying in shape is so incredibly important in life. Whether it’s hitting the gym three times a week, or eating only half the bucket of fried chicken instead of the whole thing, or taking a nice nude jog in the wee hours of morning — you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do to maintain that healthy lifestyle.
Police in Redmond, Washington got a touch of the nude jogging variety Friday morning near the local Microsoft campus.
This Sketchers viral marketing campaign is getting weird, man.
Sure, this guy does it and it “could be considered indecent exposure.” However, I do the same thing and I get banned from the Chuck E’ Cheese for life? Horsepussy!
You’ve got to respect this man’s dedication to A) Fitness B) His immune system. He clearly subscribes to the same school of thought that the “alcohol kills the germs” mentality came from. That immune system isn’t going to get any stronger without some attention to detail during a cold January morning up north.
We need more heroes like this to bare it all in the name of health and fitness.
Remember, kids, it’s only a crime if there are victims. They didn’t say anything about your package being a blessing (and a scientific anomaly) to all who are lucky enough to see it. Happy jogging..
Image via Youtube