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Hey, Pi Kapp. It’s Dan. Yeah, Dan from TFM. How’s it going? It’s been a while. We’ve shot you a few texts recently, trying to get you into the mix, but all I’m seeing is green boxes. You cheeky bastards and your non-iPhones must be pretty busy lately, huh?
I see you’ve opened up our last few Snapchats, too, but never respond. What gives? Was it something we said? Do you feel ignored? I know we’ve been paying more attention to other fraternities with the “Why Your Fraternity Sucks” series, myself specifically, but they got nothing on you. Remember all the good times we used to have? We laughed, we cried (laughing), and we laughed again…mostly at your expense, but that’s beside the point. You’re one of a kind.
We’re sorry you feel that way, Pi Kapp. Pushing you away was never our intention. We like to have fun here in Austin, and sure, it may get a little out of hand from time to time, but not having you guys involved is heartbreaking. You’re the wind beneath our wings, allowing us to fly to such great heights. So we’re asking…no, we’re begging for you to come back, baby.
Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless..