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Update: Murray Denies “Hideous” Tattoo

It’s like these guys are trying to out-hillbilly each other.

The newest member to the SEC’s “what the hell is going on here?” club is University of Georgia quarterback Aaron Murray. Murray got inked up something nasty with what I’d describe as a flustered bird of prey with an enormous wiener stuck to his chest. There are also some obscure squiggly lines there, and I think I can see the outline of some eyes at the top. This thing is big, too.

As a quick reminder, here’s the back of Tennessee QB Tyler Bray:

And the chest of Alabama QB AJ McCarron:

I’m going out on a limb here and saying Murray is taking home the title…for now. Look for future headlines about James Franklin, or whichever poor bastard Texas A&M plans on trotting out on the field, to try their best to fit in with the SEC with a shoulder-to-shoulder piece of whale and a dolphin getting it on.

***************UPDATE***************

I am happy to report the rumor of Aaron Murray’s tattoo is untrue, per the man himself.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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