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Peyton and Eli Manning in “Football Cops”

In an unprecedented move, Archie Manning’s super sperm are taking their talents to television. Peyton is bringing his arm cannon as Mike Tahoe, while Eli brings his dumbface as C.J. Hunter. This is how you keep your arm warm in preparation for a possible lockout: hazing GDIs who break the law with tight spirals. Fratting in the face of adversity with awesome mustaches. FaF.

“In a city overrun by criminals and corruption, one unlikely duo is taking a stand”

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