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Perfectly Calibrated Recipe for Maximum Personal Achievement

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Something about today made it the perfect time to post this.

“There is only one bad word: taxes.”- Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson may be a fictional character, on the show Parks and Recreation, and his job may not be frat as fuck. The show is yet to make any reference to Mr. Swanson’s membership in a fraternity. Let’s move past all that, and be realistic about one thing: You are either with Ron, or you are with the terrorists.

It turns boys into men, men into gladiators, and gladiators into Swansons.

The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:

“America, the only country that matters. If you want to experience other cultures, use an atlas or a ham radio.”- Ron Swanson

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