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Penn State Student Records BAC 5 Times Legal Limit, Still Alive

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There is drinking to obliteration and then there is what this one Penn State student did on Sunday.

From the Centre Daily Times:

A 21-year-old Penn State student who was found unconscious Sunday evening on North Atherton Street had a .427 blood-alcohol content, police said Monday.

A passer-by found the man lying on the sidewalk at about 8 p.m. in 700 block of North Atherton.

This guy is a hero. He was on a mission to get drunk and make poor (great) decisions. Posting a BAC of more than 0.4 and surviving is quite an impressive feat. However, it looks as if he might get booked for having too much fun, which is a shame.

Public drunkenness charges are pending, police said.

I have so many questions for this guy. Where were his friends? How many Bloody Marys did he have at brunch? How is he not dead? Regardless, he just took Sunday Funday to a whole new level.

[via Centre Daily Times]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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