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It’s time House Speaker Paul Ryan gets on the same page as the rest of the world. First, there was his opposition to now President-elect Donald Trump during the campaign. Now, he’s on a crusade against dabbing. That’s right: the time-honored tradition of dabbing is supposedly Ryan’s worst nightmare.
On Tuesday, Ryan attended the formal swearing-in ceremonies of the 115th Congress, pausing to make small talk and take pictures. Eventually, it was time for rookie Kansas representative Roger Marshall to get sworn in. When everyone paused for the photo, one of Marshall’s sons, Cal, hit the dab — HARD.
Sneezing? You kidding me? Clearly a dab, Ry-guy. How dare you disrespect the dab.
Marshall’s son saw his opportunity and he took it. That’s how we should all live our lives. How many chances you gonna have to dab at your dad’s first congressional induction ceremony? One. You’ll get more chances to dab in Mark Cuban’s face than you will behind Paul Ryan’s back. FACT.
Rep. Marshall was equally as unimpressed as Ryan.
Get off your high horse, Gregory. Nobody knew or cared about who was representing Kansas’ 1st district until today. By Friday, you’ll be back to being a nobody representing a garbage state.
Dab away, Cal. Dab to your heart’s content..
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