There are a ton of thirsty folks on Twitter. If you don’t believe me, scroll through the mentions of any account with the name “gent” or “belle” in it (did you know that these strangers actually text each other? Weird). Apparently, it’s common to slide up in the DMs trying to score some sort of sexual favor, whether that be nudes, sexting, or actual sex IRL.
Athletes are also very thirsty when it comes to the Twitter world. JR Smith and Marco Belinelli provided us with two of the best instances:
Duke Williams, who plays DB for the Bills, has apparently been trying to get up inside pornstar Mia Khalifa. Since she’s one of the most annoying people in the world, she put him on blast for all of her Twitter followers to see.
Warning: Trespassers in my DM's will be shot and hung out to dry in public. pic.twitter.com/aPUGkmooat
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 12, 2015
You have got to hand it to the guy. At least he is persistent in his pursuit of pussy. I play by the rule “never double message.” If you swing and miss on the first at-bat, just move on to the next. There’s no way I’m going to continue to message a girl over a span of five months without a response.
The real issue here is with Mia, though: Was it necessary? Why is she so annoying? Why didn’t she @ him? Not doing that shows a sign of weakness. You scared of him or what?.
Image via Twitter