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P. Barnes Tases Now and Asks Questions Later

If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself at the business end of a dadgum P. Barnes taser, you’d best be served keeping your mouth shut.

I can’t think of many people who deserve a nice tasing more than a know-it-all rights citer who may or may not know what the hell they’re talking about. This is a classic case of someone who needed a good hazing, but didn’t receive it. P. Barnes was just making up for lost time.

“You’re not going in.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“You’re not going in, sir.”

“Let the record show that you just battered me…”

“Step back.”

“And you’re using OOOOOH!!!”

The only thing that would have made this incredible video the best ever is if P. Barnes closed with, “I didn’t tase you. I tased your person.”


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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