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Oregon Quarterback Marcus Mariota Is Taking Two Classes This Semester: Golf And Yoga

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Everyone should envy the life of a star college quarterback. These guys are essentially paid to get a degree (sometimes), play football, party, and fuck the hottest coeds on campus. Meanwhile, those of us who did not win the genetics lottery pay thousands of dollars in a futile attempt of graduating.

University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota doesn’t have to worry about any classroom bullshit this semester. His fall schedule includes exactly two classes, which are golf and yoga.

From Bleacher Report:

And since he’s already graduated from Oregon—with a degree in general science and a 3.15 GPA, no less—he has a pretty light schedule this fall. According to ESPN’s Ted Miller, Mariota will be taking just two classes: golf and yoga.

I thought I was doing well when I managed to get two of the classes I wanted to take in one try, but this bastard gets to spend his semester playing golf and mingling with gorgeous sorority girls. The fuckin’ life, man.

Mariota isn’t the first star quarterback to spend a semester doing whatever the hell he wants, though. Last spring, Johnny Football took a break between parties to complete his schedule of entirely online classes.

Some people have all the luck.

[via Bleacher Report]

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Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email:

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