This is exactly how someone would die in SEC country. Especially in Tennessee. Getting smashed between a car and a tractor trailer while running into the middle of the street to try to wipe off a “Roll Tide” that had been written in the dirt on the back of said tractor trailer, and then writing “Go Vols” in its place. Though, sadly, this Vol escaped evolutionary justice. This time.
There’s no way this guy doesn’t one day die drunkenly climbing a water tower someone spray painted “Go Gators” or, again, “Roll Tide” on.
“Don’t you cry now, babies, your daddy died doin’ what he loved.” – This guy’s wife.