This website isn’t Craigslist or Monster, nor will it ever be. There are exceptions to every rule, however, and when a job opening comes along that is almost too good to be true, I am morally obligated to share it with you miscreants.
I’ll keep it short. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada is seeking someone to perform intercourse with their girls and report back with an evaluation. You’re being paid to have sex. It’s reverse prostitution. It’s porn minus a creepy nerd with a camera attempting to film your partner’s landing strip in HD. It’s the real deal.
Dennis Hof, the owner of the brothel, is not looking for any two-pump-chumps or whiskey dick specialists. He’s looking for someone who knows how to sex, and the battle for the position will undoubtedly be fierce.
From NY Daily News:
“Are they going to be able to perform? Because it’s work. Not everyone is a Ron Jeremy,” he said while mentioning the legendary porn star who touts himself as “the Hardest Man in Showbiz.”
If we’re being honest, 98 percent of you reading this were just eliminated. Post-bar coitus techniques are not welcome. The man isn’t looking for a ten second All-Star. He wants someone who can hold his own against the brothel’s most zealous customers.
The applications are already piling up, including this one from an enterprising young applicant.
“‘I just wanted to get my name to you ASAP because opportunities don’t wait for no one,'” the letter continued.
Time will tell whether his initiative counted for anything, but to his credit, Hof realizes that his opening is a dream job to the vast majority of the world’s male population.
“‘I believe this could be the perfect job. Or dream job,'” Hof read before pausing to chuckle and chime: “Isn’t that an understatement?”
It is one of the world’s greatest jobs, indeed. If you believe you possess the qualities necessary to fulfill such a demanding occupation, hit the man up at firstname.lastname@example.org. You may just be able to lie your way into touching a woman..
[via NY Daily News]
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