Mortal World Beware: Nick Saban Is Now On Twitter (Maybe)

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The account is a fake.

My jokes are still funny, though, so you should probably keep reading.


World famous livestock sacrificer Nick Saban, who also happens to be the coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide, has added a Twittersphere membership to the long list of clubs of which he is a member (other clubs include The Renfield Syndrome Society, Baby Meataholics Anonymous, and The Human Chupacabras).

Or, at least, that’s how it appears.

No blue checkmark means we have no way of knowing if this is the real Satan Saban, but the amount of traffic these tweets have been getting means there is a possibility this account is the real deal.

Although he only has two tweets as of now, here are what I imagine his next few tweets will look like.

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Welcome to Twitter (maybe), you evil overlord.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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