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Mom And Daughter Pornstars Look For Father-Son Combo To Create Most Fucked Up Family Ever

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As if entering the porn game with your mom wasn’t a gross enough concept, the infamous Sexxxton pair is on the prowl for a father-son combo to work with.

For those unaware, the Sexxxtons are a mom and daughter pornstar combo who regularly bone the same dude(s) in pornographic films. While the 56-year-old Jessica and the 22-year-old Monica never actually break through the proverbial Alabamian Incest Barrier™, the two appear extremely comfortable together on camera, and the end result is just plain fucking weird. I’m not going to post a link to a video, but come on guys, don’t act like you don’t know where to look.

Apparently, the pair was not satisfied with just making the masturbators of the world uncomfortable, as their bold new career choice clearly shows. While their hunt for a father-son porno pair has been thus far unsuccessful, the two remain optimistic that some dad out there is willing to make Thanksgiving dinner a trillion times more awkward.

“We once dated brothers in real life,” Jessica stated in a Huffington Post interview, before explaining that the brothers in question were closer to her mother’s ripe age of 56. You can only imagine the depraved kinky shit that these relationships led to.

While the two have tried before to fake a father-son scene, Monica was apparently unhappy with the casting results. The actor cast as the father apparently “looked too much like the cockroach guy from that movie, ‘Men in Black.’”

First of all, he has a name, and that name is Edgar. Second of all, I would rather look like a mutated alien bug trapped inside a human body than Eiffel Tower one of these broads with my dad on the other end.

Thanks for that, Sexxxtons. Now I’ll never be able to get that fucked up image out of my head.

[via Planet Ivy]


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