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MMA fighter Evangelista ‘Cyborg’ Santos got his face caved in during last night’s Bellator event in London. No, really. His head resembles that of a dented empty aluminum beer can left on the floor of the fraternity basement. Check it out for yourself.
Unreal. You can pour a bowl of soup in that crater. I fundamentally can’t comprehend that our domes can be crushed in like that by another human being. A newborn baby taking a sledgehammer to the noggin’? Sure. But a grown man’s skull looking like a deflated basketball from another dude’s knee? How is that a thing?
Here’s the aforementioned knee.
Jesus, that’s savage. Not the actual knockout, but the celebration. What hurts Santos more today, his forehead or his pride? Getting caught and smashed like that is one thing, but getting a Pokéball thrown at you by some nerd that just KO’d you while you’re rolling around in agony has to be the lowest point of this poor bastard’s existence. I’m not sure you can come back from that. .
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