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On Saturday night, the Milwaukee Bucks ended the Golden State Warriors’ perfect start to the season, and making Bulls fans a little more relaxed about the 72-10 record they currently own. Normally, this isn’t really news. Losses happen in an 82-game season and no one is ever going to go 82-0 (and unfortunately Dan’s Sixers couldn’t go 0-82). The real story here is that the Bucks celebrated like it was the goddamn NBA championship.
After arriving in Los Angeles for their back-to-back games against the Lakers and Clippers, a crew of Bucks players were seen out partying. Notable players O.J. Mayo, Greg Monroe, Khris Middleton, and even the white guy Miles Plumlee were caught on camera soaking in a LA strip club and other spots around town until 2 a.m. yesterday morning. They ended up losing to the Lakers a mere 15 hours or so later.
You really can’t blame the guys given that the Milwaukee strip clubs are probably pretty barren when it comes to talent. I imagine that they are the typical Tuesday afternoon “C” squad you’d find in a normal city. Maybe even worse. So when given the opportunity to party in the big city, you’re going to do it every time — especially when riding the high of beating the Warriors.
I think this strategy should be in place for every level of competition. Just beat your rival fraternity in intramurals? Hit up the strip club. Just nailed the hottest girl on campus? Text your buddies and then hit up the strip club. That hot girl texts that she isn’t pregnant? Thank God and then hit the strip club. It’s what the founding fathers would want..
h/t Busted Coverage