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If there’s one thing we’re all about here, it’s equality. So if we’re going to cover Kim Kardashian droppin’ buns on the internet, you better believe we’ll cover an overweight ex-football player turned mediocre commentator doing his version of it. Mike Golic and his partner in okayness, Mike Greenberg, made a bet on their show last week over the result of the Northwestern/Notre Dame game. I guess the bet was having to recreate the Kim K. Paper picture, because that’s exactly what happened. Here you go:
— Mike & Mike (@MikeAndMike) November 21, 2014
It seems only fair that if we show girl butt, we show dude butt too, right? It also seems fair that if we’re going to highlight the likelihood of photoshop in Kim’s picture, then we DEFINITELY have to do it here, because where the fuck is Golic’s gut? He had more of a belly when he was still being paid millions of dollars to stay in shape. I’m calling shenanigans. That photo has been retouched, and if anyone can prove otherwise, I’ll continue to not do my own Kim K. pose, because no one wants that. No one.
Also, how’s that for “chasing headlines,” am I right?.