Michigan Billboard Looks To Bring Serial Playground Shitter To Justice

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Pants should always stay on when you’re near, or on, a children’s playground. That’s actually the golden rule for any area where children are prevalent. If the thought, “Should I remove my pants right now?” enters your mind when children could potentially be in the area, the answer to that inner quandary is always–ALWAYS–no.

I bring this up because someone in Michigan can’t stop shitting on playground slides. Just shitting all over them. A marketing firm has doodifully programmed its highway billboard to display different encouraging messages for the locals to help bring the “poopetrator” to justice. They’re even using the hashtag #YPSIPOOPER to help spread the word.

From My Fox Detroit:

A Michigan advertising and marketing firm is lending a hand after learning a person has been leaving feces on playground slides in Ypsilanti.

Adams Outdoor Advertising in Ann Arbor has set up a billboard along I-94 near South Huron Street, exit 183, encouraging the public to turn in the mystery pooper.

It’s just a real shitty situation.

[via My Fox Detroit]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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