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Miami Creates Online Vortex To Clear Twitter Of FSU Trash Talk

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Sometime around 7 p.m. Saturday evening, Doak Campbell Stadium will erupt. Some cheers. Some boos. A lot of longing for the return of Famous Jameis. It shall be a cesspool of emotions.

Regardless of the pedestrian performances displayed thus far this season by Miami, the rivalry brings out the best in both fan bases. The diehard Florida State internet insurgents have apparently become so unbearable, Miami has resorted to quite literally creating a website that takes the surely intelligent “hot takes” of FSU fans and promptly sucks them into a vortex. No internet dweller will ever find themselves suffering from the abuse provided by FSU’s squad of Twitter fanatics.

The site is incredibly simple to operate. First, insert the most scathing garbage your Tallahassee education can muster.

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Secondly, press the unmistakeable send button.

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Finally, watch your stupidity disappear into oblivion while accompanied by a friendly message from Miami.

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The concept must be working, because after a quick scan of the Twitter-sphere, the not-so-scathing insults are few and far between. Although, I can only assume the traffic will increase as kickoff nears ever closer.

Regardless of Miami’s creativity, Florida State will always have one incredible trump card.

Checkmate, ‘Canes.

Image via Unsolicited FSU Fan Comments

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email:

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