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On Saturday, Iowa State students camped out for tickets for their matchup with Kansas tonight. They were met with a surprise when Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio stopped by the scene for a little food delivery and some fun.
— Lauren Selsky (@LJSelsky) January 23, 2016
I don’t know what to go off on first — that terrible corn hole form or the fact that he brought Little Caesar’s hot and readies to woo over some potential voters. Let’s start with the pizza since it’s an easy target. When you’re running for any sort of office, you gotta play into your future constituents. You can’t bring this lazy ass effort to them. Sure, it’s free pizza, but it’s free shitty pizza.
Now for the form. What the fuck is that? This isn’t fucking basketball. You don’t throw it overhanded. And even if you’re new to the game, Rubio, which you clearly are, you know what you do? You observe how others are playing and try to imitate their techniques so you don’t make yourself look like an idiot.
Putting all political policies aside, I’m not sure I can count on a man to run my country if he tosses a bag like that. Shame on you, Rubes..
Image via Twitter/@LJSelsky