Well, here we are. It’s August 29th, 2016, and somebody done did it with a chicken sandwich.
From Yahoo! News:
If you noticed “McChicken” was trending on Twitter this morning, hopefully you didn’t investigate further.
Please, for the love of God, do not Google it. Because you might end up watching a video of a man copulating with a McChicken sandwich.
For obvious reasons, I’m not posting a link to the video. If you want to see it, you can do it on your own time, you sick fuck.
Immediately after hearing of this story, several questions for this man popped into my mind. First of all, why a McChicken? You can’t even go to goddamn Chick-fil-A to find the right sandwich for you? There isn’t a Church’s or a Zaxby’s or even a Cane’s nearby? Even a budding serial killer such as yourself should have the slightest bit of discretion when choosing the right sandwich with which to copulate. If it were me, I would have definitely gone with the Arby’s Beef and Cheddar. Not that I’d fuck a sandwich. I wouldn’t do it. I don’t pork no sandwiches, not never.
That being said, see you guys next week for “Top 10 Sandwiches To Have Intercourse With.” Good day..
[via Yahoo! News]
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