Louisiana State University is home to Leonard Fournette, Les Miles, and top basketball recruit Ben Simmons. The star personalities are aplenty, giving the university endless opportunities to pump out exceptional promotional videos featuring their nationally recognized athletic stars. We’re talking about a likely Heisman finalist, one of the most eccentric head coaches in college football, and an Australian superstar recruit.
Most universities would kill for that trio. They have it all, yet used none of their resources in a video they released Friday that will induce plenty of cringe throughout the 2 minutes and 35 seconds it takes to suffer through the duration of the shitshow.
— LSU Tigers (@LSUsports) October 30, 2015
Did a plastered high schooler create this mess? Can they not afford a more powerful editing software than Windows Movie Maker down in Baton Rouge? Hell, if they need some help creating a video with the slightest bit of professional touch, the guys here at TFMHQ have a great new hotline they could’ve hit up. We’re not complete assholes. We help out the less fortunate every blood moon or so. Jared wasn’t doing a damn ounce of work yesterday, anyway.
Yeah, you could say I had a good day of office ping pong today. pic.twitter.com/Dqhqo7eftm
— Jared Borislow (@DeVryGuy) October 30, 2015
It would’ve been nice to ruin his victorious day by shoving this garbage into his cubicle.
In the end, it was simply a poorly produced production. An athletic department of LSU’s caliber should not be spitting out videos I’d expect to see escape the ranks of FCS Southwest. Step up your multimedia game, Tigers..
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