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There’s a reason a quarterback heaves up a Hail Mary pass at the end of a game with his team down by a touchdown. Your chances of connecting from 20 or more yards out are less than five percent, but there’s still a damn chance. For rookie golfer Grayson Murray, he’s already connected on one when he asked Instagram hottie Lindsey Pelas to be his caddy. Now, he’s gonna need another prayer answered.
Atta baby, Murray. Shoot that shot, son.
I love The Masters as much as the next guy, but hell, it can drag some years more than others. This is a bit of a down year excitement wise so adding Pelas to the mix would certainly spice things up and bump those CBS ratings. It kind of lost all its sex appeal anyhow once Verne Lundquist got less and less airtime.
I’d like to take this time to mention unsung hero in all this, John Peterson.
Unfortunately, Murray’s shot at actually making The Masters isn’t great. He’s been struggling lately and will need to win out at the Houston Open for a shot at the green jacket. That’d be crazy, right? Lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice.
“Lightning does hit the same spot (or almost the same spot) more than once, contrary to folk wisdom.”
Well, fuck my ass and call me Cassandra. This may just happen..