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Some might say that Lamar Odom is going through a rough patch, but he seems just fine. On Monday evening, before his red-eye flight to New York, he was seen in the Delta Sky Club at LAX knocking back beer and whiskey like he was going to the chair. His intent was, presumably, to A) pass out for the duration of the flight and B) get the taste of hooker spit out of his mouth.
He (apparently) boarded the flight visibly intoxicated. Soon after he shuffled to his seat in first class, he promptly got back up and lumbered to the bathroom where he promptly emptied the contents of his stomach. He missed. Passengers got concerned when he came back to his seat with vomit on his sweatpants.
…the flight attendants “gently” escorted Lamar off the plane, and a cleaning crew came on board to deal with the mess. The flight attendants put Lamar’s carry-on belongings in a plastic bag and removed them from the plane.
Ten minutes later, Lamar suddenly reappeared and walked down the aisle — with vomit still on his sweatpants — and took his seat again. Minutes later, we’re told Lamar got up and went back to the bathroom, using the heads of people in their seats to steady his balance.
First of all, finding your way back onto the plane and into your seat while your brain operates in alcohol-induced autopilot is impressive. Secondly, if I could palm someone’s head like a basketball, I’d do that shit all the time.
Lamar was again removed from the plane and the flight took off, arriving in NYC 40 minutes late.
Hopefully a spurned Odom went back to the airport bar..
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