There are cool dads, and then there’s Derek Loretto’s dad.
The Lambo parking sign immediately lets young Derek know Pops is up to something. Obviously a dad who drives an ’05 Tahoe isn’t buying his son a 300 thousand-dollar car. This is when his mind starts spinning 100 MPH. “What did Dad really get me? An older F-150? A Jeep? A fucking Camry?! What is it?!” Then he spots the piece of paper where he expects to find a car. “Oh great, he’s gonna make me do a scavenger hunt or some shit.”
Then BOOM, Dad Loretto just turns Derek’s world upside down. Love it.
My dad thinks he's funny pic.twitter.com/O3CJOJgBTh
— Derek Loretto (@Derek_Loretto) September 15, 2014
Your dad is funny, Derek. Cherish that man.