Kid Needs 500,000 Retweets To Take His Friend’s Smoking Hot Mom To Prom

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Kid by the name of Anthony wanted to bring his friend Chloe’s MILF of a mom to prom.

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Chloe’s mom has got it going on. I’m assuming the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and Chloe herself isn’t an eyesore, but I imagine this kid Anthony has been hardcore friend-zoned. If that is indeed the case, the next best option for him is to try and pork her mom. Logic, guys.

Chloe originally said he could take her mom if he was retweeted one million times, but our boy Anthony talked her down to a mere 500k retweets. Homeboy had close to 80,000 RTs in less than 24 hours, but the pressure must have got to him and he folded and deleted the tweet. Weak, man. Real weak.

This had potential to be one of the biggest upsets in history, but we’ll never know. Sure, Anthony had all the cards stacked against him. He first needed those retweets, and though not an unsurmountable feat, it was still a rather demanding number. Next he’d have to deal with Chloe trying to shut him down with the defensive tenacity of Tony Allen before, during, and after prom. Finally, and most importantly, what’s the mom’s deal? Recently divorced? Married? Widowed? Not to mention, spitting mom game is on a whole other level than hitting on girls in high school (when you’re actually in high school, guys). Having a car and an older brother to buy you booze just won’t cut it.

Now, I started writing this post when the tweet was still up, and my intention was to help Anthony gain some support and hopefully be partially responsible for giving him the shot of a lifetime. Growing up, who doesn’t give serious thought to banging a friend’s hot mom? We can all relate. Unfortunately, some people just can’t handle the limelight of internet blogs and Twitter fame.

Now back to a picture of the mom for the road.


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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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