The smart play for a page view grab would have been to go with a headline that oversells this performance and mentions how hot Kate Upton looked during it. Maybe something like “Kate Upton Is BACK With Lip Sync Battle Performance That Will Give You A Permaboner,” or “Kate Upton’s Titties Spill Out All Over The Stage While Performing ‘Baby One More Time.'”
You’re clicking on those headlines. Everyone is. Truth be told, though, Kate lost her fastball. Yes, she still looks good, and those titties did spill out all over the stage, but this is just one giant meh performance that expectedly didn’t live up to all the hype it was getting.
Girl can’t dance. Period. And look, I’m on record as not being a Kate Upton guy, so maybe I was a bit jaded going in, but mehhhhhhh. She seems like a nice, fun girl, though..