This absolutely ADORABLE scene took place at the Tigers-Yankees game in New York last night.
“I’ve been here the whole time.”
That’s apparently what Kate Upton and her boobs are saying to boyfriend Justin Verlander here, although I like to imagine it was something awesome like “How could you miss my tits from there? I’m literally sitting right behind the dugout,” or “Toss me that baseball and we’re having intercourse tonight.”
This is reminiscent of an elementary school playground flirt session. It’s just so damn cute I can’t stand it. Look how excited she was to get her hands on that ball. She was a signed batting glove or a game-used Miggy bat away from climbing over the dugout roof and clearing out some fuck space on the bench.