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Justin Tuck’s New Facemask Was Designed By Satan

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Seriously, look at that thing, it’s freaking terrifying. This doesn’t look like it should be protecting someone’s face, it looks like it should be protecting everyone else FROM a face. I’m pretty sure Tuck’s design meeting went like this:

Helmet Designer: Okay Justin, I understand you want a new helmet, one that will strike fear into the other players. What kind of look were you going for?

Justin Tuck: Okay so here’s what I got. I had this dream last night that Hannibal Lecter from “Silence of the Lambs” turned into an evil robot, but instead of eating people he eats their souls… for robot fuel. I want to look like that.

Helmet Designer: Evil soul eating robot Hannibal Lecter? Yeah I think we can do that.

Justin Tuck: Nice.

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