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Just For Fun, Watch USC’s Jadeveon Clowney Decapitate A Wolverine Running Back Again

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If he dies, he dies.

Echoes of Ivan Drago’s left cross permeated throughout Raymond James Stadium this New Year’s Day. Ann Arbor running back Vincent Smith took the ball with less than nine minutes to go in the 2013 Outback Bowl, and shortly thereafter met the business end of the oncoming demon freight train from hell colloquially known as Jadevon Clowney.

Clowney, who has been a stud in South Carolina’s trenches, is only a sophomore, and would no doubt, according to CBS Sports, be a top three pick if not for his (absolutely retarded) lack of eligibility. He’s a once in generation talent. What an absolute monster. The fact that his last name includes the word “clown” only further stirs fear in the hearts of his enemies, as he ties their vertebrae into a poodle with a swift helmet-to-helmet detonation.

Here’s the video for good measure.

I’m not even going to try to pretend to be objective about this.

[via USA Today]

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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