Living in Ohio is the worst. I would certainly rank Ohio in probably the bottom 10–maybe even five–states in America, but I’m biased because I’m from Michigan and our crappiest great lake is Ohio’s only great lake.
However, things are starting to look up for at least some of the folks in Ohio, because they can go and get themselves a brand new, American-made car from none other than suspended Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon.
You read that correctly. Josh Gordon is selling cars.
— Josina Anderson (@JosinaAnderson) September 4, 2014
Along with heading all of Sarchione Auto Group’s community outreach efforts, he will also be a floor salesman at the Sarchione Ford and Sarchione Chevrolet locations.
This is good for everyone involved, unless you happen to play for the Browns. Josh Gordon has a job where he does good work for his community and doesn’t go blow money left and right like I certainly would; Randolf, Ohio, benefits because Sarchione Auto Group puts most of its community outreach efforts into helping the Wounded Warrior Project; and Sarchione Auto Group benefits because I’m guessing Josh Gordon doesn’t need to be that good of a salesman to sell cars in Ohio.
Not that this is really relevant, but here’s another down on his luck athlete interacting with a car salesman.
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