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Jonathan Vilma Somehow Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Suspended

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By now, everyone’s heard of the bounty program run by the Saints in which they targeted certain opposing players and those Saints defenders who could injure them were rewarded handsomely. The NFL found out about this after multiple personnel came forward (personell who have jobs and enormous salaries to lose) and disclosed information about the program.

As the NFL’s investigation grew deeper, over 20,000 documents were found proving the bounty program to be real. But, of course, the players are crying foul. For big, freakish, athletic juice heads, these guys sure are acting like little nancy girls. Forget the 20,000 documents, forget the testimony from former coaches, forget the involvement from convicted felons, forget the fact that the Saints are an outrageously shady franchise of a team, apparently these guys are innocent.

Take responsibility for your damn actions. Has your brain been knocked around so much that your reality is that warped? The NFL won’t overturn your head coach’s suspension, why would they ever overturn yours? I’m looking at you, Jonathan Vilma. What these guys don’t realize is they don’t need the NFL. The world of professional wrestling would give them twice the money to run around, dope up, and pummel people. And to be clear, Vilma is the only “participant” actively suing the NFL, and aggressively pursuing a repeal of his suspension. Seriously, the only thing more guilty than saying “no comment” is saying “YES I DID IT!!”

To the New Orleans Saints, especially Vilma, sack up and quit bitching about your privileged life. You’ll be out half a season, not the rest of your life, and either way, you deserve it.

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