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Johnny Manziel’s Super Hot Ex May Be Getting Dicked Down By Another NFL Player

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Colleen Crowley

Colleen Crowley, Johnny Manziel’s former super hot girlfriend from TCU, has moved on to bigger and better NFL players. Yesterday, she posted a pic on Instagram hanging out with Houston Texans’ star WR, DeAndre Hopkins.


Looking at this from Colleen’s perspective, it’s the smart move here. Johnny was failing and doesn’t look like he’s going to be making it back to the league anytime soon, and if he does, it’ll be clipboard or holder duties. Hopkins, on the other hand, is a budding NFL star. You want to be latched onto that if you’re a hot girl. Hopkins is her golden ticket.

Looking at this from Hopkins’ perspective, this is a no go for me. I’m not saying that all TCU girls are crazy, but they have a track record and it ain’t a good one. Colleen kinda strikes me like that selfish girl in bed who may be a dead fish. Remember, she doesn’t have the greatest dance moves…

Combine this with that fact that she seems like the type of girl who ruins dude’s lives, Hopkins should not stick his dick in crazy if he’s trying to become the NFL’s best wide receiver.

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[via Instagram/@coll_crowley]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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