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Jameis Winston Is +5000 To Win MVP And I Hammered It

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Last week, I locked in Jameis Winston to win MVP at +5000 and swallowed the key. That shit was sent further than a Giancarlo Stanton home run, and now I can’t stop watching Hard Knocks to justify my rash decision.

But think about it.

Last year we saw flashes of brilliance out of that crab leg-stealing ball of joy. He’s gone over 4,000 yards passing each year in the league, tossed 28 tuddies last year, and looks to be growing as a leader. He’s got the build, skill, and will, and now he’s got DeSean Jackson. The combo of Jackson and Mike Evans is going to make cornerbacks and DCs alcoholics, and I don’t see many teams having an answer to that tandem.

So let’s have our fun. A $20 bet on Jameis to win MVP nets $1000 if he takes it home. The dude is a winner, and it would make my day to see him beat out that Ugg-wearing prettyboy from Boston.

So you can send it like I did and basically rip $20 in half while having fun doing it, or just take that $20 and, ya know, drink yourself to death. One benefit of spending that extra $20 on the bet, though, is that you can still drink yourself to death, and do it while having fun rooting for Jameis to throw bombs to Evans and Jackson come gameday. Your choice, but you know what I’m going to be doing on Sundays.

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