NEW TFM Videos Section

Watch thousands of hilarious videos from college campuses across the country.

Watch Now

J.J. Watt Has No Clue How To Spend His $100 Million, Googles “What Do Rich People Buy?”

======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====

Screen Shot 2014-09-08 at 11.01.00 AM

J.J. Watt is arguably the best player in the NFL. During the offseason, he inked a hefty six-year, $100 million contract extension with the Texans. Sunday, Watt proved to be worth every penny as he constantly blew up the Redskins’ offense, mercilessly tormented the emotionally fragile corpse of Robert Griffin III, and even threw in a blocked extra point for good measure.

Watt is now being paid appropriately for the premier player he is, but he has no clue how to spend all that coin.

Watt Googled “What do rich people buy?” but he was apparently unimpressed. He plans to stick to his hardworking, blue-collar nature.

J.J., if you ever change your mind, here are a few ways to quickly spend that cash:

1. Get married with no prenup.
2. Have kids with multiple women.
3. Have an entourage that’s full of Turtles and Johnny Dramas.
4. Open up a sports-themed restaurant.

Of course, you could just watch the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary “Broke” for plenty more foolproof investment ideas.

Image via vidme

Email this to a friend

Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

24 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

The Feed