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I’ve Basically Already Won This TFM Exclusive DraftKings Contest

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Each time I set my DraftKings lineup, I feel like Ben Affleck in the Dazed and Confused scene where he’s running the table inside the Emporium and hits his opponents with “Y’all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool… and should be proud that I let you play… at my table.” Ben knows he owns that table, and so do his opponents.

I’m Ben, you’re the guys who stand no chance against Ben, and “my table” is the TFM Exclusive Week 17 Contest offered by DraftKings.

Just how exclusive, exactly? The contest is exclusive af. There is room for only 100 entrants. Well, only 99 now since I’ve already submitted my lineup. The winning lineup — mine — is below. I dare you to top it. You can’t.

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I even left 100 “fuck you” dollars on the table. Just because.

You’ll have a chance to take me and many other shit-talking TFM readers down. Cash money is on the line, but comment section bragging rights might be just as valuable if we’re being honest here. You’re going to want to join quickly, as we expect the 100 spots to get snatched up soon.

If you already have a DraftKings account, it’s only $3 to enter, and it’s FREE for new users. Get a piece of the prize pool. Winner takes home $100.

The contest locks on Sunday at 1 p.m. EST, but SIGN UP NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR SPOT, and come get your dick kicked in by me.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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