Although she’s not back to her mid-2000s form, Britney Spears is looking damn fine on this month’s cover of Shape magazine. Before you start asking questions about why I’m covering the cover of a women’s health magazine, have you seen the women they put on the cover of Shape? It’s like they purposely put it in the checkout aisle to induce public boners at the grocery store. I’ll proudly pitch my tent in public, just not at 6pm on a Tuesday with a mother of four standing right in front of me. This month’s cover was nice. It brought me back.
It warms my soul to see Britney back to looking fine. Then again, this could just be another case of a celeb trying to make a comeback with a photoshopped magazine cover. It’s not like it hasn’t been done before. I could make myself look like Ryan Gosling with a few clever crops and airbrushing. She still looks pretty good, though. Miles from where she was when she was jiggling all over the stage at the 2007 MTV VMAs. Man, that scarred me forever.
I don’t think there was a hotter woman, ever, than Britney Spears was from 1999-2004. When I think of the perfect female form, I think of Britney Spears during that era. She played a huge role in the sexual enlightenment of millions of boys and men around the world during Bush 43’s first term. I nearly cranked myself to death the first time I saw her snake dance performance at the 2001 VMAs and then again when her and Christina Aguilera made out with Madonna at the 2003 VMAs.
Let’s hope that this is the return of hot Britney Spears. America needs her. She’s been gone for too long.
[via Shape Magazine]