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From the innovative thinkers at Pornhub comes a brand new currency for women who don’t mind exposing their breasts for a little extra cash.
Here is how it works. Women can flash their boobs to someone using the Titcoin app on a smartphone, which converts the image into digital money. The image is then transferred to a big titty database at the Pornhub headquarters, where, I assume, it becomes a photo in a gallery on the website. From there, it is broadcasted to thousands of horny teenage boys for their meat-beating pleasure.
This video explains all the benefits associated with Titcoin.
(WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS CARTOON BOOBIES AND MIGHT BE CONSIDERED NSFC):
But what is the conversion rate from Titcoin to U.S. dollars, you ask? One Titcoin appears to be worth 0.01479688 USD. That’s a little more than a penny.
Of course, a lot of women are upset about this currency application, which is almost a blatant parody of Bitcoin, saying it objectifies women and aims to turn all ladies into “sex workers.” Pornhub, the champion of diverting public outrage, says some of the money will be donated to charity.
No word yet if Pornhub plans to make a male-equivalent digital currency, but assuming it would break the bank in just a few hours, I wouldn’t get my hopes up for Dickcoin anytime soon..
[via Metro UK]
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