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Indianapolis Colts Owner Flashes Wealth, Gives Away $100 Bills To Fans At Training Camp

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There is one thing on Earth that is capable of ending wars, making political parties agree, freeing you from the captivity of a Colombian drug lord, ending a sexual slump, and purchasing obscene amounts of liquor: cash. People love it, and for obvious reasons.

Colts owner Jim Irsay has a lot of cash, and by “a lot,” I’m talking enough to drive around with more than $29,000 in a briefcase. Fuck it, right?

Irsay further displayed his insane wealth on Saturday when he began handing out $100 bills to random fans who were watching the Colts’ training camp.

Irsay apparently autographed one of the $100 bills, too.

What a guy. He is a man of the people. He knows how to win them over, and he’s not holding anything back. Cash is also a fantastic way to help people forget about unsavory events in the past–events that may include driving drunk with a car full of narcotics.

I expect every bill given away will be written off as a “charitable donation,” which, by definition, is exactly what he did.

[via Deadspin]

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email: bogeywells@gmail.com

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