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Nepal doesn’t have two nickels to rub together to afford enough fabric to create a proper rectangular flag. This is the safety flag parents put on the bike of their 12-year-old son who still rocks a helmet and never graduated from training wheels. His fellow classmates ruthlessly make fun of his speech impediment and his uncle diddled him in the game closet on more than one occasion. Nepal might as well end it all.
Looks like the used flow pad of the most precise spotting vagina ever.
I feel like I caught Zika with one glance at their flag.
With mass genocide, disease, and poverty ravaging the entire continent’s population, and the only two viable career paths being child soldier or blood diamond miner, pirating is suddenly not so bad of a stigma to have or flag to fly.
Christmas Japan minus the cheer, gifts, and Jesus.
Only their little child labor slave hands could bring the wonders of Apple to life.
Would it even shock you if Un actually changed the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s flag to this piece of modern art?
You caught me. I tried to slip in the flag of Georgia the state and not the country. But good luck finding anything about that insignificant piece of land other than their inability to steer a glorified sled. Never forget Nodar Kumaritashvili.
Even on their country’s flag, they sit in the middle. Choose a side for me one time, Switzerland.
Just when they finally get wifi back up at the community center after four years, they get blasted back to the stone age by another category-5.
Notable mentions: Germany 1933-1945, glass bottle Coca Cola, and the Toronto Maple Leafs Heart Disease Awareness alternative jerseys.
Now that right there, that’s a thing of beauty.
Old Glory locks down number three. But what could possibly be better, Dan?
The American flag on steroids.
God makes no mistakes..
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