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If You Have $1300 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket This Chanel Boomerang Is A Must Buy

I’ve actually been in the market for a boomerang for quite some time now. What’s held me back from pulling the trigger on purchasing one up to this point is purely due to the actual products in the current boomerang landscape. I didn’t want to sacrifice style for functionality and vice versa. Obviously price is no object, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a high quality boomerang that met my high boomerang standards.

Thankfully, this little beauty finally came across my timeline today and to my surprise it’s just a drop in the bucket, one-time payment of $1,325.

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What an absolute steal. That thing could easily be hanging in an art Museum or sitting in a glass case on the side of the road in Marfa, Texas. I mean look at the craftsmanship…the pure elegance. Any wallaby I hunt down with this bad boy is going to be in awe of the murderous weapon that knocks him into an eternal sleep. They’d probably be thankfully to have it all end that way rather than being slowly strangled to death and devoured by a python, to be honest. No wonder it’s currently making waves on the Internet. This seems like a no-doubt-about-it must buy — especially if you’re an outdoorsman who wants the challenge of killing an animal with the most practical tool at our disposal, but also cares about brand prestige. And Father’s Day is coming up, guys. I know there’s plenty of fashion forward, boomerang tossing dads that would love to have this in their arsenal.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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