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The bad news: you earned it by buying a shit ton of shitty beer.
According to The Wall Street Journal, if you bought Becks beer post-2011 (and saved all the receipts), you’re eligible for up to a $50 refund — newfound money that should be spent on different beer you pretentious bitch.
A Florida judge ruled on a class-action lawsuit this week, saying Anheuser-Busch InBev misled customers into thinking Becks was a German beer even though it’s been brewed in the U.S. since 2012.
The lawsuit claimed that phrases featured in Beck’s packaging, such as ‘German Quality’ beer and ‘Originated in Bremen, Germany,’ gave consumers the wrong impression about where the beer is made.
What the label should’ve said is the beer is a gentle mix of donkey sweat, a week-old used condom, and whatever juices ooze out of Bacon’s asshole (Obama’s jizz, probably).
No word on when/where to file for that refund yet, but we’ll keep you updated..
[via The Wall Street Journal]
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