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Ideal Songs For Porch Drinking: Dog’s Plan

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ideal songs for porch drinking

Oh baby — it’s new music day. That’s right, Dave Matthews Band’s newest album “Come Tomorrow” came today (read: June 8) and is taking the world by storm. People are calling it the “Oochie Wally” of our generation. Here at Ideal Songs For Porch Drinking, we couldn’t be more excited.

Just yanking your chain! Obviously, that guy Drake dropped a new album titled Scorpion today (Friday). It’s a pretty big deal what with the fairly recent rap beef with Push and the whole hiding a kid thing. In fact, you could even say that the hype leading up to this album has been “Nonstop” and left fans of the artist feeling “Emotionless” because those are the two new Drake songs I included on this list. That’s right baby, we’ve got our first ever double feature by none other than Champagne Papa Wheelie himself.

But that’s not all! In addition to those two tracks I made that great joke about earlier, we’ve got great music from the likes of ELO, Steely Dan, UGK (again), Bob Marley, and more. Plus, due to the Big Time Double Dealing Creature Feature, y’all are getting a bonus track. Like the new album had! Marketing!

This week’s bonus-filled edition is right here:

The full list of over 500 songs can be praised here:

Make sure you hippity hop over and smash that MF follow button for all the best music content in the game. As always, don’t drink and drive.

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Karl Karlson

Karl Karlson is TFM's self-proclaimed cartoon expert and your best buddy. He resides in Eastern NC where he spends his time roasting pigs and attempting to grow a beard. Karl enjoys drinking on elevated surfaces and rapping on podcasts.

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