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When 70-year-old Bobby Wuest murked a 200-pound buck in rural Texas, he mounted it to the front of his Jeep hind legs up, leaving the giant rodent’s dangly bits to flap in the wind like a fleshy flag — a shining symbol of man’s utter dominance over all living things.
The display warmed the hearts of drivers along Interstate 10 as he made the 160 mile drive home to Seguin, Texas. Passersby waved and snapped photos and gave him enthusiastic thumbs up, reveling in mankind’s insatiable bloodlust and hilarious disrespect for mother nature.
From My San Antonio:
“I got a lot of thumbs up and perfect hand gestures, and people take pictures of it one after another. I got a lot of positive feedback from people,” Wuest told the Seguin Gazette, the newspaper that initially posted the photo of the buck hanging on the front of the Jeep.
“I’m glad they’re enjoying it,” Wuest told the newspaper, referring to the post’s popularity on Facebook. “But they’re not enjoying it as much as I am.”
Boy howdy, Bobby! Them folks can gander at that tharr deer pecker all they want, taint NOBODY gon’ git a pieca back strap ‘cept Darlene an’ the kids!
Sure, some animal rights pussies bitched and moaned online, but every hunter that drove by could do nothing but watch in envy as the proud catch towered over the highway.
It’s always good to remind the other inhabitants of the world that we’re on top, and it’s impossible to dominate another species more fiercely than by using it’s dead carcass as a flagpole. Enjoy the harvest, Bob..
[via My San Antonio]
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