I think we’ve just found the next great thing to watch pledges do while you’re drunk and bored.
The video, titled “Chaz’s 20th Birthday Hunter College,” has been removed from YouTube. It features students shoving balloons up their shirts to simulate a woman’s pregnany, and then attacking each other with plastic knives in an attempt to pop the other’s balloon.
Bystanders can be heard in the background yelling “kill that baby!”
According to The New York Post, Marco Rosales, who posted the video to YouTube, left a comment. “We were introduced to this epic game called ‘Abortion Battles,’” he wrote. “It’s somewhat unorthodox, but it’s really fun! Lol!.”
The game is almost genius in its simplicity. Balloon. Plastic knife. Zero fucks.
Predictably, the pro-life crowd is appalled by the game, which is I guess understandable, because apparently some people think stabbing a pregnant woman is offensive. Of course, depending on your sensibilities, it’s also hilarious, and considering the guy writing this just had a conversation with a friend about our favorite places to get Plan B in Columbia, I think it’s safe to guess where I stand.
All in all, if this game was the centerpiece of some kid’s birthday, then he probably had a pretty lame birthday. But really, this game actually could be a hilarious pledge competition. But for the love of God don’t film it or do it in public. Why do I even have to write that?
[via The Huffington Post]