A broad from Atlanta named Jennifer Mulford, 36, was struggling to find the perfect man. Why was it so hard for her? Her criteria weren’t too outrageous. She just wanted a man who was tall, had an athletic build, and enjoyed suckling milk from her titties.
From The Sun:
She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.
“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”
— The Sun (@TheSun) June 7, 2016
She posted ads on Craigslist and on several ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship) forums, but still came up dry. Her heart was broken. Her mammaries were full. Then, just when she thought all hope was lost, her thirsty Prince Charming came out of nowhere and latched on. A former flame and bodybuilder named Brad Leeson came out of the woodwork and volunteered to give it a shot. In that moment, Mulford knew she had found her partner for life.
“We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve,” Mulford said.
But it wasn’t easy for Mulford to get the ol’ milk makers churning again. The former bartender hadn’t squeezed a baby out in 20 years, forcing her to resort to special herbal medicines, a strict diet, and breast pumps.
Once she got the hang of it, Mulford quit her job to become a full-time udder. Leeson feeds from his wife’s teats once EVERY TWO HOURS. He even suckles from her until he falls asleep at night, nip-in-mouth.
“Nights have been a struggle because Brad sleeps so peacefully but we manage to cope – until he falls asleep latched onto me, which is beautiful.”
I understand that everybody has their kinks. Different strokes for different folks and all that. But this shit is just too weird, man. I mean, once every two hours? I’d suck on a titty once every two hours, no questions asked, but not if she’s lactating. That’s just a lot of liquid to consume. I guess it works out though, because Leeson says it’s done wonders for his bodybuilding nutrient intake, like an all-natural protein shake, and I do remember reading somewhere that some bodybuilders are buying tit milk online for #gains.
But still, this just makes me shudder. Really throws a wrench into that whole public breastfeeding debate. A baby is one thing, but a full-grown man curled up next to his wife on the Subway, suckin’ on that titty? Gross. So fucking gross. I don’t know who would ever sign up for one of those Adult Breastfeeding Relationship websites.
You’d have to be some kind of pervert…
A real sicko…
With a real severe Oedipus Complex…
Not my thing..
[via The Sun]
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