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Fall semester is in full swing, and unless you’re a loser, you’ve probably spent all your money at the bars trying to tame some strange. You’re poor and in need of some fresh cash to impress that hottie from your chemistry class. Thankfully, Draftkings has your back with the chance to score some big money this weekend.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers that you can enter for a shot at $100,000 in their $1M Play Action Fantasy Football Contest. You could drop out and hit Vegas with all that sweet, sweet cash. Only idiots wait a full season for a payout. You can win huge now.
1-week fantasy football is easy as hell to understand. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. It really couldn’t be simpler. If those rules are confusing to you, making as much sense as your foreign political science professor, then you should probably just quit sports forever.
The top 84,950 scores in this contest are guaranteed to win money. If you can’t place in the top 84,950, then you’ve got much bigger problems, like “why you are such a loser?” The contest begins this Sunday, September 20th.
If you’re new to DraftKings, then your entry into this thing is $0. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. If you’ve been killing it like I have, then it’s only $3 to enter. Even I have $3, and I’m paid in sticks of butter stuffed into hot dog rolls. You won’t find an easier way of turning $3 into $100K.
Hop on the money train. Sign up now and draft your team before the contest fills up or be the idiot who passed up free cash.